Excuse the Obscene, Ignore the Untrue

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i'm jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and...

i'm jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me

slett:     America as seen by an Australian Australia as...

slett:

 

 

America as seen by an Australian

Australia as seen by an American

im cryin

hamburgurl: I'm like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

hamburgurl:

I'm like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

When it comes to disney

i-go-to-vengeance-university:

whatshouldwecallbiddies:

Some girls:

Me:

GO BIG OR GO HOME

ectobiologist: yeah i did like 100 push ups today

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt: meladoodle: the quadratic formula *war flashbacks*

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

meladoodle:

the quadratic formula

*war flashbacks*

bondoge: are cole and dylan sprouse even twins anymore

bondoge:

are cole and dylan sprouse even twins anymore

aclorable: when boys wear short shirts that lift up when they stretch

aclorable:

when boys wear short shirts that lift up when they stretch

damonconsumes: deaneggsandsam: i was talking to my friend today about something to do with hanging...

damonconsumes:

deaneggsandsam:

i was talking to my friend today about something to do with hanging out on the last day of school but instead i accidentally said "the season finale of school"

that's when you know.

snapchatting: *sighs for 3 years straight*

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

koishy: one thing me and cory have in common is that we're always in the house

koishy:

one thing me and cory have in common is that we're always in the house

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: hotel rooms are ten times more interesting and fun than normal rooms let's be...

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

hotel rooms are ten times more interesting and fun than normal rooms let's be real here

stopcallingmepastries:  

stopcallingmepastries:

 

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harrysgettinhead: "you shouldn't be walking alone at this time of night" no actually people...

harrysgettinhead:

"you shouldn't be walking alone at this time of night"

no

actually

people shouldn't fucking attack other people at any time of day

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: we-have-ahulk: you know when people say they like to look at the grooms...

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

we-have-ahulk:

you know when people say they like to look at the grooms face when the bride walks down the aisle?

just

look

at

his

face

#HE IS FUCKING CRYING

rneerkat: if i was a grocery store worker and somebody told me to clean up one of the rows of...

rneerkat:

if i was a grocery store worker and somebody told me to clean up one of the rows of merchandise i would respond "aisle do it later"

italianerd: The chicken nugger is now undergoing it's final...

italianerd:

The chicken nugger is now undergoing it's final phase of mitosis.